The Antidepressant Song letra

PATIENT:
Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin,
Sulpiride, mianserin,
Buspar and haloperidol,
Trazodone -- I've tried it all;
Flupentixol decanoate,
Pimozide, clorazepate,
Imipramine, Anafranil,
Fluphenazine in a pill;
Alprazolam, fluspirilene,
CataPres, chlorpromazine,
And chlordiazepoxide;
Oxazepam I've even tried!
What with all these drugs I'm using,
My patience is the thing I'm losing,
For that matter, I'm refusing
Trying any more!
DOCTOR:
Maybe this will help your tension!
PATIENT:
Don't you dare to even mention . . .
Any amitriptyline,
Or some tranylcypromine,
Phenelzine to help erase
Monoamine oxidase.
Lofepramine, fluvoxamine,
Lorazepam, nortriptyline,
Nor trifluoperazine . . .
I think you know what I mean.
No dose of iproniazid!
No isocarboxazid!
Forget about nialamide!
Stop your searching far and wide!
You might try one or two,
But if they don't work for you,
Call up your psychiatrist, announce to him you're through

Landau James E.f - Letras

• America
• America E Pluribus Unum Version
• Did It Ever Occur To You
• Duly Untaught
• Hey, Marijuana!
• Hold It On
• I Love Just Everyone That I Find
• Kvetchy The Teacher
• Let's Go Out Against Our Teacher
• Let's Set A Date
• Oy Vey
• Pulverize The Color Barrier
• Terrorize Your Little Brother
• The Antidepressant Song
• The Biodiversity Song
• The Elements
• The Last Name Song